INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Remove the tough outer skin from the testicles. Soak in salted water for 1 hour. Nothing like salty nuts.

2. Remove the testicles and place them in a pot of water with vinegar. Bring to a boil, reduce the heat, and simmer for 5 minutes. Drain and allow to cool. (The testicles can be prepared 1 day in advance and held refrigerated.)

3. Slice each testicle ¼ inch thick. Sprinkle with salt and pepper.
Mix the flour with the garlic powder and cayenne. Toss the slices in the seasoned flour.

4. Dip the medallions into the milk, then into the cornmeal to coat.
Deep-fry in 365°F [185°C] oil until golden brown, about 2 minutes. Do not overcook, as they can get quite tough and no one likes tough testes.

5. Serve directly from the fryer, with your favorite hot sauce.

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